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Humorous
| TGB120 | BOOKS and HISTORY and TRUTH...OH MY | |
| TGB126 | Please don't make me SLAP YOU! | |
| TGB137 | Oh, EVOLVE! | |
| TGB138 | Are our knuckles dragging again? | |
| TGB142 | WALK UPRIGHT! | |
| TGB155 | Visualize Whirled Peas | |
| TGB193 | I refuse to believe that YOU are the product of 2 million years of natural selection! | |
| TGB194 | YOU! Out Of The Gene Pool | |
| TGB204 | Don't Nuke The Unborn Baby Gay Whales For Jesus! | |
| TGB205 | Practice Random Kindness And Sensless Acts Of Beauty | |
| TGB213 | Give me chocolate and no one gets hurt! | |
| TGB214 | NEVER trust a person who doesn't like chocolate | |
| TGB215 | and on the seventh day, God created chocolate | |
| TGB217 | You see things and say 'why?' I dream things that never were and say 'why not?' | |
| TGB321 | Ever notice how radical ideas that threaten institutions become institutions which supress radical ideas that threaten institutions? | |
| TGB322 | HELP ME! You Produced A Thought | |
| TGB323 | The true announcement of discovery is not Eureka it's Gee, that's funny | |
| TGB461 | ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING! | |
| TGB462 | I can't change the past, but the future is mine to play with | |
| TGB463 | LIFE IS GOOD | |
| TGB-PS102 | Caution I brake for bookstores | |
| TGB-PS108 | God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference | |
| TGB-PS109 | Ladies Anarchist Sewing Circle & Terrorist Society | |
| TGB-PS111 | Once you have pulled the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend | |
| TGB-PS112 | Practice Safe Government - Use Kingdoms | |
| TGB-PS114 | The way to a man s heart is through his stomach and up! | |
| TGB-PS116 | Why am I the only person on this planet who knows how to drive? | |
| TGB-PS118 | And God said (Maxwell s equations)... and then there was light | |
| TGB-PS125 | I read banned books | |
| TGB-PS129 | They got the library at Alexandria, they re not getting mine! | |
| TGB-PS132 | They ll take my book away from me when they pry my cold stiff fingers off the binding | |
| TGB-PS137 | Did you get up this morning and decide, today I m going to ruin a man s life? | |
| TGB-PS138 | Psychoamazon Warbitch from Hell with an attitude | |
| TGB-PS139 | Eagles soar, but a weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine | |
| TGB-PS143 | Psychiatrists say one in four people is crazy. Check three friends, if they re OK, you re it! | |
| TGB-PS145 | Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the universe together | |
| TGB-PS147 | Some people have children to buy toys. I feel it s cheaper & more dignified to cut out the middleman and buy toys for myself | |
| TGB-PS149 | I m not obnoxious - I m tact challenged | |
| TGB-PS151 | I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence - there s one called brightness but it doesn t work! | |
| TGB-PS152 | If the universe is expanding, why the Hell can t I find a parking space? | |
| TGB-PS170 | Manure Occureth | |
| TGB-PS196 | Life s a die and the you bitch | |
| TGB-PS197 | Life s a bitch and so am I | |
| TGB-PS199 | Oh no, not another learning experience | |
| TGB-PS201 | She who dies with the most fabric wins | |
| TGB-PS221 | Eliminate traffic congestion. Legalize vehicular weaponry | |
| TGB-PS223 | Caution! Weird Load | |
| TGB-PS226 | Don't try to outweird me, I get weirder things than you with my breakfast cereal | |
| TGB-PS233 | I want to be Barbie. The bitch has everything! | |
| TGB-PS236 | Warning! Driver is blonde and will change her mind without notice | |
| TGB-PS244 | Warning! I drive like you do | |
| TGB-PS254 | Anything which does not kill me had better do enough damage to keep me from firing back! | |
| TGB-PS257 | I don t know. I don t care. That s why they put me in charge. | |
| TGB-PS265 | Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did: Only backwards and in high heels | |
| TGB-PS272 | Better living through Chemistry Theobromine (Chocolate molecule) | |
| TGB-PS273 | ...And on the First Night God said (Caffeine molecule) And there was coffee | |
| TGB-PS276 | I ll listen to reason when it comes out on Compact Disk | |
| TGB-PS279 | This is your brain (Small Brain) THIS is MY brain (Large Brain) ANY QUESTIONS! | |
| TGB-PS283 | Happy Happy Joy Joy | |
| TGB-PS295 | I was seduced by the CHOCOLATE side of the Force | |
| TGB-PS234 | Dyslexics have more fnu | |
| TGB-PS336 | 186,000 miles/second It s not just a good idea, it's the Law | |
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